"Smell my cheese"

[Dell Boy]

Watching an old Alan Partridge now. In tears with some of it.

Any other great one liners out there?!

 

[Del]

"Monkey tennis"

 

[Kurt.]

I'm watching that too.... Arm wrestling with chas and Dave.

 

[ijjysmith]

YES!! Love it when this thread appears every so often.


'CASH BACK'

 

[toffeejack]

lynne, it's hotter than the sun.


sadlt no great one liners in the film

 

[ijjysmith]

[video=youtube_share;uIqa11NCbmA]http://youtu.be/uIqa11NCbmA[/video]

 

[Millea]

I'll always remember this, not a one liner but oh well.

[video=youtube;Xhlx43rTs2Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhlx43rTs2Q[/video]

 

[ijjysmith]

[video=youtube_share;noTjI3CloYk]http://youtu.be/noTjI3CloYk[/video]

'Lynne, these are sex people'

 

[ijjysmith]

Go to London! I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

 

[Millea]

I had these on video when I was a kid. Boss childhood me.

 

[ijjysmith]

On the Irish potato famine
If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you’re a fussy eater.

 

[ijjysmith]

Not a one liner but his face when he says 'they're ruined'.

[video=youtube_share;1C4xnIdiXHo]http://youtu.be/1C4xnIdiXHo[/video]

 

[ijjysmith]

[video=youtube_share;9ured0oVW10]http://youtu.be/9ured0oVW10[/video]

 

[Millea]

[video=youtube;kEl5RvbGdik]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEl5RvbGdik[/video]

 

[ijjysmith]

Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.