Sleepwalking

[bluejock]

Yeah, so apparently I sleepwalk.

Just woke up bollock naked in the corridor of my hotel.

 

[Degs62]

HAHAHAHA

Loopy juice or chemical enhancement?

 

[bluejock]

I'd had a couple of beers like but nothing extreme.

 

[Degs62]

I'd had a couple of beers like but nothing extreme.

Were you possessed by a Poltergeist or kicked out by a Hooker?

 

[Housequake]

[video=youtube;lir3dzYIhz0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lir3dzYIhz0[/video]

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Yeah, so apparently I sleepwalk.

Just woke up bollock naked in the corridor of my hotel.

Hmmmm, youre bosses aint gonna accept that you turned the sat phone on in your sleep mate.

 

[WA Toffee]

I did it once years ago when I was a kid. Knocked on my elderly neighbours door at 2am asking if Michael can come out to play. Michael didn't even live there, and I didn't like him either. I'm pretty sure I had clothes on though.

 

[Bungle]

My mrs used to sleep walk before I met her, she set off a massive police hunt when she wandered off into the woods next to her house one night.

Sometimes I wish they didn't find her.

 

[ijjysmith]

Shouldn't laugh but I totally did.

Go careful mate.

Mrs ijjy's mate nearly jumped out of a 5 story flat sleepwalking.

 

[Julian Carax]

I've used the sleepwalking excuse before, it didn't work for me either.

 

[Dell Boy]

*Stage 1 of Excuse plan for possible hotel rape scenario now in place*

 

[Bacon On]

A mate of mine's dad is a regular sleepwalker/talker with often hilarious results, me mate Mark films his dad on his phone depending on what he's doing. The last video he showed me was his dad crawling on the floor looking for that "****ing cheeky ****", after crawling around and looking under the bed and stuff he suddenly grabs a pillow of the bed, shouts "there yer are you ****house" and proceeds to lay elbows, punches and headbutts into it for a good few minutes whilst shouting every obscenity under the sun. Mark in the meantime is just pissing himself laughing encouraging his dad to do the pillow in despite his arl fella being oblivious to what he's doing, the video ends with him pulling the quilt off his wife, finding the pillow he'd just battered and curling up in a ball on the landing outside his bedroom, frankly hilarious.

 

[Bungle]

A mate of mine's dad is a regular sleepwalker/talker with often hilarious results, me mate Mark films his dad on his phone depending on what he's doing. The last video he showed me was his dad crawling on the floor looking for that "****ing cheeky ****", after crawling around and looking under the bed and stuff he suddenly grabs a pillow of the bed, shouts "there yer are you ****house" and proceeds to lay elbows, punches and headbutts into it for a good few minutes whilst shouting every obscenity under the sun. Mark in the meantime is just pissing himself laughing encouraging his dad to do the pillow in despite his arl fella being oblivious to what he's doing, the video ends with him pulling the quilt off his wife, finding the pillow he'd just battered and curling up in a ball on the landing outside his bedroom, frankly hilarious.

We're gonna need to see this video

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I worry more about talking in my kip tbh

 

[Bacon On]

We're gonna need to see this video

Sadly i doubt he will still have the video, it was a good few months back like and i haven't heard from him for a while. I'd actually forgotten about the video until i read Ijjy's post, his dad still lives in Halewood though so if your out and about that area at night you might meet him because he's been known to leave the house during his sleepwalking.