Piijt
Player Valuation: £20m
As he's now the manager of West Ham, it's surely only a matter of time before our name is mentioned and the younger of our supporters may consider him alright as he's an ex Blue. Well he's not alright, far from it, he's an utter fraud who milked us for every penny he could. We were broke and pretty crap at the time, still are broke apparently... As ex-Everton players go, I can't think of one I hate as much as him.
Joe Royle bought him in March 1997 (no transfer windows then) from West Ham for £4.5 million but he refused to move until the end of the season as he said he wanted to help West Ham avoid relegation. It was a load of bull, they finished above us. The reality was he had a £200,000 loyalty clause which he pocketed at the end of the season. Hammers fans didn’t swallow it and turned against him.
He eventually started for us in August 1997 under Howard Kendall, and when he played he was decent although we didn't see too much of him as he liked collecting cards, he missed 9 matches due to suspension. Despite this, he had a "you'll never beat the Bilic" song, we liked him. Then it all started to go wrong after the '98 World Cup. He came back a bit of a hero, Croatia got 3rd place but he'd picked up some form of groin injury. He said he had to go back to Croatia for rest with his family, he was gone for months. It dragged on and on for ages with him claiming he couldn't play yet he managed bizarrely to play for Croatia. Eventually we ended up bunging him £1 million to pay off his contract. As soon as the cheque had cleared he went back to Croatia and signed for Hajduk Split. He's a qualified lawyer, he knew exactly what he was doing, it hurt.
I seriously hope there's no "let's give a big Goodison welcome back" announcement when they roll into town
Joe Royle bought him in March 1997 (no transfer windows then) from West Ham for £4.5 million but he refused to move until the end of the season as he said he wanted to help West Ham avoid relegation. It was a load of bull, they finished above us. The reality was he had a £200,000 loyalty clause which he pocketed at the end of the season. Hammers fans didn’t swallow it and turned against him.
He eventually started for us in August 1997 under Howard Kendall, and when he played he was decent although we didn't see too much of him as he liked collecting cards, he missed 9 matches due to suspension. Despite this, he had a "you'll never beat the Bilic" song, we liked him. Then it all started to go wrong after the '98 World Cup. He came back a bit of a hero, Croatia got 3rd place but he'd picked up some form of groin injury. He said he had to go back to Croatia for rest with his family, he was gone for months. It dragged on and on for ages with him claiming he couldn't play yet he managed bizarrely to play for Croatia. Eventually we ended up bunging him £1 million to pay off his contract. As soon as the cheque had cleared he went back to Croatia and signed for Hajduk Split. He's a qualified lawyer, he knew exactly what he was doing, it hurt.
I seriously hope there's no "let's give a big Goodison welcome back" announcement when they roll into town