Skelmersdale

[Seathestars]

Imagine living there

 

[BlueLlama]

No

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

I'd rather take my chances in a bin

 

[chrismpw]

No thanks. I like it right here in my room with all the soft walls.

 

[tommye]

I have the misfortune of having to work there occasionally. The stories are true.
Even the unimaginable ones. Proper wrong'uns.

 

[Sapie88]

I have the misfortune of having to work there occasionally. The stories are true.
Even the unimaginable ones. Proper wrong'uns.

Leaky toilets on Christmas Day.

 

[tommye]

Leaky toilets on Christmas Day.

*weeps

 

[Sapie88]

*weeps

She was wheelie grateful.

 

[tommye]

She was wheelie grateful.

Bin having nightmares ever since

 

[MikeH72]

Imagine living there

I'm alright thanks

 

[COYBL25]

Imagine living there

Absolute toilet, however :

Some great dogging spots around there.

The women are very accommodating.


The fall out from nuclear bomb would make no discernible difference to the gene pool.

 

[neil999]

never been, know nothing about...but its just the name,yuck... its sounder grimmer than grimsby

 

[COYBL25]

never been, know nothing about...but its just the name,yuck... its sounder grimmer than grimsby

Skem isn't on the coast or smell of fish x

 

[GerryandthePaceMerchants]

In my younger days I got involved with a girl from Skem. The first time I went to hers it as like a Labyrinth of alleys and high walkways until I got to her flat. Her "bedroom" was a bare mattress on the floor and she had bottles and bottles of cheap roller cola everywhere she bought from the ice cream van. Once I was finished I was well out of there.

 

[Eggs]

...roundabouts, loads of roundabouts.