Sinking to a new low in Man U advertising
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Condoms would be pointless - they all have low sperm counts Plus they'll never get a random shag.Looks like Man Utd's commercial ambitions know no bounds .........
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Just asking for ......
Now all we need is branded condoms
A few of the items rejected for sale by the Manchester United Megastore:
1- United toilet roll.
2- United condoms.
3- United blowup dolls.
4- United edible knickers.
5- United hub caps.
Top selling items in the megastore at Old Trafford:
1. Replica shirts.
2. Car accessories.
3. Players mugs.
4. Club crested key-rings.
5. Plush toys.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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They have only just got them through testing apparently, they got a load last season but they had burst.
Catfish Blues
Player Valuation: £15m
Probably being sold at an inflated price.
thirdmantackle
Player Valuation: £35m
I think I'll steer clear of them myself...
blue4eva77
Yarmolenko ? Yes please
They need to get a grip
Maybe they're hoping to have a good year
Best to tread carefully
NewRadical
Player Valuation: £30m
Wonder if you can get a 'Rooney spare tyre'?
moyeslovechild
Player Valuation: £15m
how tiresome
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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Lets hope they Go Down.
I bet they aren't available in a low profile.
Not Suitable For European Roads.
Alright for your front wheels but dodgy at the back.
I bet they aren't available in a low profile.
Not Suitable For European Roads.
Alright for your front wheels but dodgy at the back.
roydo
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A bald one?
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