Simpsons Moments

[Groucho]

Jasper singing 'It's The Theme From A Summer Place' always gets me.

 

[thirdmantackle]

Meow Meow Meow Meow

 

[Sapie88]

Total Disaster Insurance Man: Now this place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?

Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?

Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Homer's Brain: Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.