Sickie excuses

[Bundy]

I heard a good one today "My wife has lost her voice", I guess he thought it was a good opportunity to get some peace and quiet. Heard any good ones?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

seen someone write collywobbles

 

[Pineapple Jesus]

Got something in my eye once and I couldn't concentrate on my work.

 

[Elong]

Had a flatmate call in sick once, his first ever sick day in over 10 years of working.
Boss answers, "Gidday, how are ya?"
Flatmate "Yeah pretty good thanks!...err"