Shouts, shouts and more shouts, I just like shoutin'

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Every Church has a Pulpit, and the one situated in the corner of Goodison has an extras one on Row* seat**, and boy do I like getting in it and reading the lesson.

From Todays game.....


I decided that given that Vellios is only a young lad, and he's a long way from home, it would be impolite if I didn't give him the benefit of my knowledge in his mother tongue.

The Damon Villa subs were warming up already in front of us and Mr. Ireland of Home Farm had already had a couple of digs in his direction, then along comes Apostolos to warm up near the corner flag, I had my mark.

"Vellios !! Vellios "

our Greek god that resembles apollo glanced up straight at me, the fact that I stand to deliver usually let's them know who it is.

"Vellios !! Pustis (points at Ireland) Pustis Malaka"

Cue a big grin from Vellios as he muttered it back to himself.

Delivered... Received....and pikey bollox was none the wiser.


This shouting is beginning to become a habit.

 

[chicoazul]

For those without a knowledge of Greek, Reidy has indeed just called Stephen Ireland a gay muppet to Velios.

 

[Del]

For those without a knowledge of Greek, Reidy has indeed just called Stephen Ireland a gay muppet to Velios.

Ha ha quality Reidy

 

[EFCNIK]

What does it mean?

 

[EFCNIK]

Ha quality.

 

[paulbefc]

Hahahaha

 

[Frank Drebin]

He he nice one.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

A previous effort........

Now a big part of going to the match for me is Random Verbal Outbursts, of the kind that everyone around hears and particularly 'The Mark' or indeed in many cases 'The No-Mark' hears, plain as day.

Today gave me the chance to voice my opinion at some of the stars of World Football as the Millionaires of Chelsea rolled into town for an FA Cup 4th Round Fixture. As it was an early kick-off and pretty cold, I sacked off going to the pub and after a mug of hot tea in St. Lukes Church we arrived in the ground fairly early, the lad wanted to go down to next to the tunnel to try and get some autographs, so down there we headed.

The players were out on the pitch warming up and in the corner beneath the scoreboard, sat the F.A. Challenge Cup. As the Blues left the field, encouragement was given to each and every one.
Then off trouped the opposition, a few well timed ones in the direction of Mr Drogba, Mr Terry and Mr Lampard, coupled with chortles all around and I was in my element, then the bloke next to says, "here y'are lad, this guy must be gettin' it."
I glanced onto the pitch and there he was 'my mark' strollin' off in the Goodison sunshine like he hadn't a care in the world.

I locked on and launched a heatseeker......


"Ashley, Ashley....Wave Ashley"

He did a little wave looking towards us tryin' to figure out who had shouted it ? Thinking no doubt that it was one of his legion of fans... with rather a gruff voice I must add.

I had to follow up quickly...

"Not wave to me softlad, turn around"

he glanced behind him wondering 'wtf' ?

"The cup, Wave Bye-Bye to the cup lad it's the last you'll see of it for a while "

He got that forlorn look of 'I've been done'....little did he know I wasn't finished !!
He looked right at me with the look of a man thats been had.

"Just think lad It'll be as far away from you tonight as your Mrs"

to my right I hear "Get in there !! Well in lad"

so I looked across and it was Rossy !! Pishin himself.

Ashley Cole.......Ready, Aim, Boom !!

I had him again in the 1st 5 mins, mocking him with "Wave Ashley, Wave" just to let him know where I was. He heard it again and tried to ignore it, but he knew that I knew that he knew.

and obviously the pip thing against sheff utd.

 

[Del]

A previous effort........





and obviously the pip thing against sheff utd.

Do tell

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Do tell

took me a while but I found it.

Pip came down near the church to warm up tonight whilst 0-1 down, as you may have seen there were plenty of spaces so plenty of opportunity to be heard....

"hey Phil, you know what riles me ?"

pip... "what"

"this, 1 down to a league 1 team at home and playing ****e, and you know what else ? this card in my pocket that I've forked out for a whole season for, and these are strolling round, some without a clue, sort 'em out lad cos it aint good enough."

we scored about 2 mins later and he turned to me, so before he could point I was down the steps to high 5 him.

"i did then shout something about highlights as well"


so, message delivered and hopefully taken onboard.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

& this

I heard you from my seat. Was it you that shouted "Thats some run up your taking there Tony" when Hibbert was standing about 20 yards behind Arteta and Baines over a free kick. If so + rep, I laughed out loud.

'twas I.

tbh I said to the bloke behind and he agreed that Hibbo looked like he was gonna come onto it like a steam train.

down in that corner it's always me.

where do you sit btw ?

Waiting to get some kind of Merv Hughes thing on the go as well.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

This is all a demo on what makes Goodison the place that it is, BTW. Keep it up General Melchett!

 

[DualityNSNO]

& this

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

All of this will be sooooo overshadowed soon.

*top secret at the moment.

** IT was the derby if you are wondering.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

After being brainwashed with my lad repeatedly playing a song, I found myself doing my best to change the Lyrics to suit someone. Given that he warms up in front of me every time he is sub and that all important 'eyes across the room' moment has happened I thought it best to do it for possibly the best looking player in the prem who's career is only going in one direction.

I aint singing it in Greek though, if we could getr a couple more hairy arsed dads to join in down by the church then I reckon it would be a laugh. As I said when we 1st got Fellaini, we have here a young lad a long way from home and he needs to feel the love cos I reckon this lad 'get's it' (if he doesn't then Dunc will make sure he does).

To all those that say NO POP SONGS....... a big raspberry....... it's a laugh.

Oh you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you play football gets me overwhelmed
But you when smile at the ground it aint hard to tell
You don't know-oh-ohh
VELLIOS you're beautiful