Shouts as a kid

[Paulie]

"How many keepy ups can you do?"

"How old's your tamagotchi?"

"My Dad would bang your Dad" (In a none sexual way)

 

[ijjysmith]

Yer mar

 

[Paulie]

Yer mar

Your ma on toast though, argh

 

[blue4eva77]

' bagsy not in net '

 

[ijjysmith]

Baggsy in nets.

 

[Paulie]

No blammies

 

[caught]

"Heads!"

"eeeeeeee"

"Shall we share a dispenser of Hooch lemonade on this here street corner, my friend?"

 

[Paulie]

"eh girl giz a chew"

Never quite worked that one for some reason.

 

[caught]

"Ahhhhhhh, stunned! Get stunned! Stun on, knob head!"

- when a fellow suffers the ignominy of answering a classroom question incorrectly.​

 

[caught]

"How many pyabs, lid? Cover yer knob and let me count yer pyabs. Eeeee, John, he's only got four pyabs."

"Gay that, lad" - John

 

[Sapie88]

' bagsy not in net '

Baggsy in nets.

NET?!

FFS!

 

[blue4eva77]

NET?!

FFS!

I was playing heads and volleys mate. Just one net ffs

 

[ijjysmith]

NETS

 

[Sapie88]

Bad wools.

 

[blue4eva77]

NETS

Nets is plural lad.

you only have one net per team

FFS