Lessons in self defence or defense.
Or should this only apply if they live on the Wirral.
Or should this only apply if they live on the Wirral.
Should footballers be given
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tim gabbott
Player Valuation: £30m
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Or we could give lessons on how not to talk to aggressive looking strangers. Especially moving in that close with your hand touching the other blokes face.
If they can't avoid that then yes better sign them up quick. I vote the classes be taught by one D. Ferguson
..I think most can look after themselves, it's part of the reason they're professionals.
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Move them all onto their own island where they can go out in peace, park their ugly ludicrous cars anywhere they want and do weird little hand gestures to each other.
They should be encouraged to develop into the kind of men that don't need self defence.
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Like..terminators?
The binman chronicles
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Finally! That's a suggestion i can really get behind.
Imagine in a secret Uzbekistan factory, 11 cyborgs are being prepared that can run faster, jump higher, have lightning reflexes and can break bones in 50/50 tackles.
Listen and understand. That team is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until we win 21 league titles.
At that point we can start reintroducing some humans back in the team. Make so Mosh, but remember blue led's for the eyes.
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Finally! That's a suggestion i can really get behind.
Imagine in a secret Uzbekistan factory, 11 cyborgs are being prepared that can run faster, jump higher, have lightning reflexes and can break bones in 50/50 tackles.
Listen and understand. That team is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until we win 21 league titles.
At that point we can start reintroducing some humans back in the team. Make so Mosh, but remember blue led's for the eyes.
We would still lose the derby...
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Stop raining on my parade, i was just imagining a final league table of:
Ps.Team P W D L F A PTS
1 EVERTON 38 38 0 0 3800 0 114
The pesky Russians would only cheat and win everything.
Stop raining on my parade, i was just imagining a final league table of:
Ps.Team P W D L F A PTS
1 EVERTON 38 38 0 0 3800 0 114
This is why we need Usmanov.
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