Shots on Target?

[barneygumble]

You don't need shots on target when you actively seek to draw 0-0 in every game.

 

[graeme2911]

Don't care if we don't have any if one of those muppets in their defence (hopefully van Dyke) was to score an own goal. Even sweater if it was at the kop so I could watch all the muppets faces in the stand as the ball hits the back of the net over and over again

you wouldnt be able to see their faces behind all the iphones

 

[KaiserEFC]

Obviously 0, have to defend against the RS’ frightfully injures front 3

 

[windymiller]

you wouldnt be able to see their faces behind all the iphones

There is a certain irony posting this on an internet fan's forum