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> A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
>
> Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around,
> he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
>
> After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two
> animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
>
> One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
> clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
>
> As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
> lonely Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm
> around it.
>
> But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,growled fiercely until
> the man took his arm from around the sheep.
>
> After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
> but there was no more cuddling.
>
> A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
>
> The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
> woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he
> rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.
>
> When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their
> evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening... red sky,
> cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of
> romance.
>
> Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' again. He
> fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and,
> realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman,
> cautiously, and whispered in her ear,
>
> 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
>
> Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around,
> he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
>
> After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two
> animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
>
> One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
> clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
>
> As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
> lonely Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm
> around it.
>
> But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,growled fiercely until
> the man took his arm from around the sheep.
>
> After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
> but there was no more cuddling.
>
> A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
>
> The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
> woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he
> rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.
>
> When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their
> evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening... red sky,
> cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of
> romance.
>
> Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' again. He
> fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and,
> realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman,
> cautiously, and whispered in her ear,
>
> 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
