Sheer Genius!

[Pat's Van]

Worse still, as well as being racist the lightning in question was allegedly a holocaust denier.

probably a member of stormfront then

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

probably a member of stormfront then

Or Combat 18million volts.

* gets coat *

 

[Pat's Van]

* gets coat *

*thunderous applause*

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Someone should sit on the main highway (?) in a dodgem car, awaiting propulsion across the tarmacadam surface, Guinness World Records should be there to verify the event, and the breaking of the land speed record in the Static Electricity category.

I think Clarkson should sit in the Dodgem.

There are a few spare, who else could sit in one ?

 

[Degs62]

This thread has been very enlightning, it was a shocking read.