Got a bit hairy when someone suggested changing the colour of the gravel round the outside of the pitch, but it was either that or a new kettle for the offices.
Thankfully sanity prevailed and Joyce the tealady is now sitting pretty with a brand spanker Morphy Richards.
Apparently Elstone was able to convince everybody that we shouldn't expect new signings because the Rodwell money has already been spent on players we signed six years ago.
I have no idea who this lot are anymore. Are they the boardroom lapdogs reinstalled into their positions after the attempt at reforming that body about a decade ago?
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