Shake or Dry ?

[blue61]

I miss the old style hand towels, I used to wipe it on them, somewhere near the top obviously.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I like to walk out backwards whilst shaking it from side to side spraying little drops of piss on the floor whilst singing the Shake n Vac tune

Haha. The shake and slash

 

[BlueLlama]

Wouldn't specially go into a cubicle so I could dab but if there's paper to hand then why not?

 

[Librarian]

Some serious candidates for gender reassignment in here.

 

[degsy]

As the years pile up, it's a dab to avoid the ' Spot of Shame '

 

[degsy]

Give it a good shake to disperse all residual urine. Sit down at night cause I can't be arsed putting the light on or try to pee standing up whilst 3/4 asleep (less stress in the morning if you can miss the floor at night).

What he said, you can function on 5% awake and so (back) to bed...why do it the hard way when the easy way is there

 

[Housequake]

A thorough shake.

Too often I've felt a trickle afterward.

 

[Hayee]

YOU DONT COUNT IN THIS.

why?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

why?

Cos you splits have Tena to soak up your problems.

 

[Brownie86]

Finish pee, heli-c*ck-ter, tuck it away.

 

[Hayee]

Cos you splits have Tena to soak up your problems.

i dont wear pants so how the hell am i meant to attach a piss pad to myself? haha

 

[Bungle]

i dont wear pants so how the hell am i meant to attach a piss pad to myself? haha

Velcro

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i dont wear pants so how the hell am i meant to attach a piss pad to myself? haha

Static Electricity

Gaffa Tape

Tuck a bit In

Blue Tack

The vacuum Method

There are a number of options available tbh