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[Diogenes the Cynic]

Similar injury a couple of weeks ago but all appears to be well now.

Did more damage years ago and nearly cried every time I needed a piss, on the plus side it meant the lunatic I was shagging at the time left me alone.

I actually did more damage the following day when i woke up, jumped straight in the shower, pulled my foreskin back quickly and screamed the flat down.

I've put myself through some tough solo testing in the past 24hrs and passed my fitness test for the weekend.

 

[LostLegend]

Off to Pattaya tomorrow innit

"Heeeellllooooo Farang, come in bar for some driiiiink? Good boys, nice boys, sexy boys, very good boys for you miiiiisterrrr!"

Had a ball there in my 20's mind, couldn't stay for more than a few days as there's far too much madness going on there.
No idea how expats cope living there, It's like a more noncey Blackpool that place.

 

[Bungle]

I actually did more damage the following day when i woke up, jumped straight in the shower, pulled my foreskin back quickly and screamed the flat down.

I've put myself through some tough solo testing in the past 24hrs and passed my fitness test for the weekend.

Always a nail biting moment after the injury, you want to be Gomes but invariably end up Gbamin.

 

[chrismpw]

I injured my penis last week.

Minor skin tear, no real damage and it's healed well.

How are everyone else's genitals?

That's the danger of using chain mail wanking gloves mate.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Always a nail biting moment after the injury, you want to be Gomes but invariably end up Gbamin.

Thought I'd ended up Idan Tal for a second.

 

[Nymzee]

Always a nail biting moment after the injury, you want to be Gomes but invariably end up Gbamin.

Don’t have a foreskin so never an issue for me.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Worst I ever got was chafing down the sides. God knows how as I wasn't particularly picky back in the day.....it being St.Helens and all.

 

[Yarrgh]

Is it just me or do the names Caerphilly and Llanidloes sound like STD's?

Caerphilly is knob cheese?

I knew it.

 

[Paris]

Christ almighty. Hell on earth. You getting a meatloaf tattoo

I regained my sanity this morning as I tried to book my flight at the airport. $160 just for one way. More hassle than it's worth, so I'm going to stay here in PP and do culture and stuff.

 

[Paris]

"Heeeellllooooo Farang, come in bar for some driiiiink? Good boys, nice boys, sexy boys, very good boys for you miiiiisterrrr!"

Had a ball there in my 20's mind, couldn't stay for more than a few days as there's far too much madness going on there.
No idea how expats cope living there, It's like a more noncey Blackpool that place.

My longest stint there was 4 days.

 

[COYB]

I injured my penis last week.

Minor skin tear, no real damage and it's healed well.

How are everyone else's genitals?

Worst pain I've ever felt and the worst thing about it
I did it having a tug over Britney Spears when I was like 13

 

[carlos21]

Worst pain I've ever felt and the worst thing about it
I did it having a tug over Britney Spears when I was like 13

Hello kyle how are you doing today buddy.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Worst pain I've ever felt and the worst thing about it
I did it having a tug over Britney Spears when I was like 13

Probably would have been worse if it was when she was 13 though mate if that's any comfort.

I bet Ben Brereton Díaz was a common condition a few years ago (Britney Banjo Disorder).