Not Safe For Work! Sexual health advice

[Paris]

Lads, my penis is sore to touch.

Is this a sad sign of an STI?

 

[Kenshin]

Lads, my penis is sore to touch.

Is this a sad sign of an STI?

Depends.

Have you done something to warrant getting an sti?

 

[LEONARD]

Lads, my penis is sore to touch.

Is this a sad sign of an STI?

Get yerself down to the Seaman's dispensary pronto!

 

[jaycee]

Depends who/what is touching it,a hand job off Edward scissor hands is a no no,blow job off Esther Ransten will also cause pain

 

[Paris]

Depends.

Have you done something to warrant getting an sti?

Well, where to begin over the past month?

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Get it dipped in turps lad.

 

[The binman chronicles]

If you leave it alone for 10 seconds it may heal. Tricky I know.

 

[Kenshin]

Well, where to begin over the past month?

Well beginning may be a little helpful if you want a diagnosis......

 

[4737carlin]

Keep it away from female kopites, should be ok then

 

[summerisle]

Yer Ma, seen her lately ?

 

[Nymzee]

Don't bum men

 

[Nymzee]

Put it in a bag of rice

 

[Nymzee]

Turn it off and on again

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

When in doubt, I always go to football forums for advice.

 

[Zezti]

Try washing your hands after handling chillies next time