Send not to know, for whom the bell tolls

[AmericasToffee]

It tolls for FFP.

 

[Glasshalffull]

It tolls for FFP.

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That's what this forum lacks, a bit of proper poetry. I know one that starts: 'There was a young man of Nantucket...', but perhaps not appropriate here.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

That's what this forum lacks, a bit of proper poetry. I know one that starts: 'There was a young man of Nantucket...', but perhaps not appropriate here.

Who bought a KFC bucket?

 

[Groucho]

Let’s hear it for Mr Testicles, our latest club ambassador

 

[BernieH]

...Time marches on

 

[Glasshalffull]

Who bought a KFC bucket?

That must be the clean version.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Let’s hear it for Mr Testicles, our latest club ambassador

Full testicles we weep to see you haste away so soon

 

[bicycleheader]

And all I ask is a tall ship
and a star to steer her by

and for at least half our squad to be sold

 

[Groucho]

Full testicles we weep to see you haste away so soon

 

[Bluebonic]

A fart is a telephone
that rings from your bellybone
to tell you there’s a load on the way!

ahhh Alfred Lord Tennyson, will we ever see his like again?