Secret Santa

[Maxwell]

As luck would have it, I've drawn the token office Liverpool fan (he's from Norwich) in secret santa this year and I'm after some ideas.

Limit is £20 and my immediate thought is one of these:

 

[orly]

Toilet rolls, 9 for about 4 quid.

spend the other 16 quid on curry
Wipe arse with toliet rolls, top sheet on each roll with do, no need to rip off.

Repackage.

20 quid spent.

 

[dandydan]

£5 quid, spend the rest on ale.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/They-Dared-To-Dream-Liverpool-ebook/dp/B00LEG66SE

 

[The Cowboy]

http://www.discogs.com/Underworld-Born-Slippy/master/47693

 

[dandydan]

Get a cheap juventus shirt and have the number 39 put on it.

 

[Bungle]

And use the change to buy him a paving slab to drop on his own head.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

http://www.amazon.com/Authentic-Norwegian-Cooking-Astrid-Karlsen/dp/1616082178

 

[sageyefc]

-Poo in a box,
-wrap said box,
-loose job like a boss

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Get him this;

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Liverpool-L...448026892&sr=8-39&keywords=liverpool+fc+light

....and he can spend hours at home recreating dem famuz liberpul bus welcomes dat dey do every week honest, and don't have anything to do with prematurely celebrating winning the league lol

 

[Bungle]

(he's from Norwich)#

Get him a DNA kit so he can finally find out if his sisters kid is his.

 

[COYBL25]

Blow this up, print it and get a nice frame with the £20. Look good on his desk, no ?

 

[jaycee]

He's from Norwich and supports them,a length of rope and if your feeling really generous make the noose for him

 

[tim gabbott]

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Blow this up, print it and get a nice frame with the £20. Look good on his desk, no ?

moutsgoat has a identical twin sister

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Given he's a kopite in Norwich, just buy him one of these;

With a note saying, I think it'd be for the best all round, if you wanged yourself in it

 

[tim gabbott]

moutsgoat has a identical twin sister ????