'Sean Dyche'

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32851172

Grant Holt: Sean Dyche impersonator pranks striker
Poor Grant Holt. His club have been relegated to League One, he has not played football for five months because of injury and now the 34-year-old striker has been duped by a schoolboy.

The Wigan striker, who has been out of action since December afterinjuring his knee, thought he was a wanted man when he received a call from Burnley boss Sean Dyche asking about a proposed move to Turf Moor.

Alas, the voice on the phone was not Dyche but Ben Owen - a teenager with the ability to perform a passable impersonation of the Clarets manager's gravelly tone.

So accurate was sixth-former Owen's impersonation he tricked Holt's representative into giving him his client's number and then managed to persuade the former Norwich frontman that a move to the relegated Premier League side would be a good idea.

Owen receives top marks for duplicity. But the next time Holt picks up the phone? He must do better.

 

[ijjysmith]

Hahaha

What a bell. Remember whenHolt thought he should be playing for England?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Quite sure someone here wanted Grant Holt to sign for us.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Hahaha

What a bell. Remember whenHolt thought he should be playing for England?

Scored 17 goals in the season going into Euro 2012. Fair shout based on form.

 

[ijjysmith]

Scored 17 goals in the season going into Euro 2012. Fair shout based on form.

You don't go round saying by things like 'I should be playing for England' though. Or words to that effect.

 

[chicoazul]

Quite sure someone here wanted Grant Holt to sign for us.

That's nothing, some on here were screening for Dyche to replace Martinez earlier this season.

 

[COYBL25]

Quite sure someone here wanted Grant Holt to sign for us.

We got " the Count " instead.

Where is he now ?

 

[BoysInBlue]

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We got " the Count " instead.

Where is he now ?

Plays for Emelec, the current Ecuador league champions.
Made 13 appearances for them this season but didn't score. He hasn't scored a goal since 2013 (29 appearances since his last goal).

 

[Boss_Blue]

Plays for Emelec, the current Ecuador league champions.
Made 13 appearances for them this season but didn't score. He hasn't scored a goal since 2013 (29 appearances since his last goal).

NEA I'd still have him back.

 

[Lids1978]

That's nothing, some on here were screening for Dyche to replace Martinez earlier this season.

BAWK...welcome back by the way dude

 

[sageyefc]

Plays for Emelec, the current Ecuador league champions.
Made 13 appearances for them this season but didn't score. He hasn't scored a goal since 2013 (29 appearances since his last goal).

Plays for Baniyas in Abu Dhabi

 

[The Hibbert Agenda]

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We got " the Count " instead.

Where is he now ?

He was unbelievably terrible. Absolutely loved him. When he cried after scoring vs Fulham. Man, that was beautiful.

 

[COYBL25]

He was unbelievably terrible. Absolutely loved him. When he cried after scoring vs Fulham. Man, that was beautiful.

That's what I loved about him so much. He knew he was out of his depth and had obviously decided that he would overcome this by sheer effort and tenacity. It was like having a mad dog on the pitch !