Scruff behaviour

FC sexy xxx · October 13, 2017

ive just smashed a tin of spam (fried) and ate on 2 barms with fried eggs and brown sauce.

I blame the ale but this is a watershed moment even by my standards.

What is your scruff behaviour?

Danny Rand · October 13, 2017

Merging early and causing severe tailbacks.

marnie · October 13, 2017

FC sexy xxx said:
ive just smashed a tin of spam (fried) and ate on 2 barms with fried eggs and brown sauce.

I blame the ale but this is a watershed moment even by my standards.

What is your scruff behaviour?

lol lol lol Jesus,I had this today without any ale downed.Makes me sub human scum lol

neil999 · October 13, 2017

Barm?

*looks to previous threads...

bol-uk · October 13, 2017

having been rumbled as a woman hater by prevenger, I went for a few pints, 8 pints later, had to sneak off, get a bean wrap (i'm veggie) from co-op and then put my fingers down my throat to rid myself of all the beer. Gary the roofer's Nissan Cabstar is going to struggle to get over the pile of funk I left in front of his off-side wheel.

Now feel ace, had a pizza some wine and ice cream. cathy, Pat's wife, is entertaining my wife while I do my fantasy team.

How scruff am I?

Danny Rand · October 13, 2017

bol-uk said:
having been rumbled as a woman hater by prevenger, I went for a few pints, 8 pints later, had to sneak off, get a bean wrap (i'm veggie) from co-op and then put my fingers down my throat to rid myself of all the beer. Gary the roofer's Nissan Cabstar is going to struggle to get over the pile of funk I left in front of his off-side wheel.

Now feel ace, had a pizza some wine and ice cream. cathy, Pat's wife, is entertaining my wife while I do my fantasy team.

How scruff am I?

Please, do go on...

Woolly Blue · October 13, 2017

bol-uk said:
get a bean wrap (i'm veggie) from co-op and then put my fingers down my throat to rid myself of all the beer.

I hope you made sure your beer was veggie friendly and was isinglass and gelatin free you scruff !

Goat · October 13, 2017

FC sexy xxx said:
ive just smashed a tin of spam (fried) and ate on 2 barms with fried eggs and brown sauce.

I blame the ale but this is a watershed moment even by my standards.

What is your scruff behaviour?

Barm?

WOOOL

Its a batch.

Woolly Blue · October 13, 2017

MorgsGoat said:
Barm?

WOOOL

Its a batch.

Wow ! A plazzie calling out a scouser here

*pulls up chair

Goat · October 13, 2017

Woolly Blue said:
Wow ! A plazzie calling out a scouser here

*pulls up chair

Barm is proper Wigan, unreal.

Woolly Blue · October 13, 2017

MorgsGoat said:
Barm is proper Wigan, unreal.

*Wiggin

I've been training Fc Sexy well. He'll soon be a proper wool.

Sir Alan · October 13, 2017

FC sexy xxx said:
ive just smashed a tin of spam (fried) and ate on 2 barms with fried eggs and brown sauce.

I blame the ale but this is a watershed moment even by my standards.

What is your scruff behaviour?

Love spam on toast loads of red sauce