Scenario: You're on death row - what would your final meal request be?

[Big Fat Sam]

I would just go all out and ask for the lot...

- 5 or 6 large bottles of Leffe beer, bottle of red wine, 1 litre of Vanilla Coke.
- Prawn cocktail.
- Chicken Caesar salad with extra garlicky croutons on top.
- Family sized beef lasagne with cheesy garlic bread on the side.
- Supersize McDonald's Big Mac meal with chocolate milkshake and 5 things of BBQ sauce.
- Large Domino's pizza, Texas BBQ flavour with extra jalapeños and extra cheese, stuffed crust.
- Seafood paella, extra king prawns.
- Chicken vindaloo curry, with peshwari naan bread, 3 large popadoms and all of the dips and sides.
- Bits on the side: Bowl of Salt & Pepper flavour Kettle chips, Scotch eggs, Quiche Lorraine, houmous and pitta bread, variety of nuts (peanuts, cashews, pistachio).
- Profiteroles to finish, with several different Ben & Jerry's ice cream, half a New York cheesecake and some chocolate mousse.

I reckon that'd do me. I'd be happy to go after all of that.

 

[Deloodid]

Big Mac Meal

 

[Ian Wilsons hair gel]

Curry and lots of Cobra beer, wouldn't have to worry about the next day side affects

 

[Alio]

I would just go all out and ask for the lot...

- 5 or 6 large bottles of Leffe beer, bottle of red wine, 1 litre of Vanilla Coke.
- Prawn cocktail.
- Chicken Caesar salad with extra garlicky croutons on top.
- Family sized beef lasagne with cheesy garlic bread on the side.
- Supersize McDonald's Big Mac meal with chocolate milkshake and 5 things of BBQ sauce.
- Large Domino's pizza, Texas BBQ flavour with extra jalapeños and extra cheese, stuffed crust.
- Seafood paella, extra king prawns.
- Chicken vindaloo curry, with peshwari naan bread, 3 large popadoms and all of the dips and sides.
- Bits on the side: Bowl of Salt & Pepper flavour Kettle chips, Scotch eggs, Quiche Lorraine, houmous and pitta bread, variety of nuts (peanuts, cashews, pistachio).
- Profiteroles to finish, with several different Ben & Jerry's ice cream, half a New York cheesecake and some chocolate mousse.

I reckon that'd do me. I'd be happy to go after all of that.

One meal???

Are you a GOAT multi???

Bangers n mash and as many Erdingers as I could handle. Easy

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Probably Katy Perry I reckon, got plenty of meat on her and looks like she tastes nice.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

One meal???

Are you a GOAT multi???

Bangers n mash and as many Erdingers as I could handle. Easy

lol.

That is one meal! I would probably have a few bites of each, meaning the prison guards would have a feast of their own when I am taken to the execution chamber!

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

A lamb biryani with a t-bone steak side followed by copious amounts of yoghurt and cheese and cider so i could get angry one last time before i died.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

BTW I only made this thread because it is nearly lunchtime and I am starving.

 

[Peter g]

prob a beef curry and rice but i would request the missus cooked it as i usually have to wait F***** AGES for anything to eat around here

 

[ijjysmith]

Why am I on death row?

What have I done?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Why am I on death row?

What have I done?

Criminally bad posts on an Everton forum.

So what's your meal sonshine?

 

[ijjysmith]

Criminally bad posts on an Everton forum.

So what's your meal sonshine?

If i'm on death row for that then i'm going to appeal.

 

[Kurt.]

I would ask for one of them never ending gobstoppers and a huge bowl of tomato soup and a fork....................make them feckers wait.

 

[Kurt.]

If i'm on death row for that then i'm going to appeal.

Your appeal has been unanimously rejected young ijjy sir.....now, chair or hanging lid ?

 

[Summerskin]

Timothy McVeigh asked for two tubs of Mint Choc Chip ice cream.