Black Belt Jones
Player Valuation: £25m
Not a fan of the bovine beauts. Did a cycling event once where we had to cross a field with about 20 of them lined up staring at me. Didn't fancy it, so leaned my bike up against the fence and pretended to fix a puncture until the guy behind me caught up. Then rode through with him, making sure he was between me and the herd of beastsCows.
Which where I live, can be an issue.

Total scaredy cat, but cows are way more dangerous than bulls in the UK.