Say thank you someone who'll never read it.

[bluejock]

To the girl at KFC in Aberdeen.

Thank you for putting an extra crispy strip in with my lunch today. I don't know if this was an accident or you fancied me a bit or you just hate your employer but it was much appreciated.

Your turn GOTers.

 

[Pblueman]

thank you to the money fairy, no better feeling when you put a pair of jeans on to find a fiver in the back pocket that you had forgot about

 

[malfosse]

Thanks to Stevie Wonder!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Thankyou to the Serbian supermodel, Ayma Dertibic, for touching my thingy with her tongue

 

[andy4efc]

Thanks to the bitch who went through a red light and almost smashed into me on Monday night. It wasnt asif it had just changed from amber or anything either, she literally stopped at the red, and all of a sudden decided to go.

 

[Pblueman]

Thank you to the people who make the Merlin tv series, you make my wife so happy i always get a quiet night when its been on

 

[bluejock]

Thankyou to the Serbian supermodel, Ayma Dertibic, for touching my thingy with her tongue

I feel it would be remiss of me not to say pics or gtfo.

 

[Azzurri]

Thanks to my sister for taking the house key out my pocket this morning leaving me locked out for 3 hours.

Much appreciated you Emmanuel Petit haired bitch.

 

[bluejock]

Thanks to my sister for taking the house key out my pocket this morning leaving me locked out for 3 hours.

Much appreciated you Emmanuel Petit haired bitch.

Hahaha

 

[Deco]

Thank you to the MILF that saw me drop a quid yesterday, to bend over and pass it back to me. That not only paid for my coffee, but also made my day as she was a top MILF.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Thankyou to the Serbian supermodel, Ayma Dertibic, for touching my thingy with her tongue

I call shenanigans. Shakey mobile phone footage or it didn't happen.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

I feel it would be remiss of me not to say pics or gtfo.

Missed this! Sentiment remains.

 

[Azzurri]

Thanks to my sister for taking the house key out my pocket this morning leaving me locked out for 3 hours.

Much appreciated you Emmanuel Petit haired bitch.

Actually no genuinely thank you, because my bored stroll past the card stand in Asda which was brought on by boredom has reminded me it's my parents' anniversary tomorrow, and I've just bought a card and present at the last minute.

God works in strange ways.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I feel it would be remiss of me not to say pics or gtfo.

She swallowed the camera ffs. True story

 

[Roztitute]

Thank you to the blonde who came into the shop I work at yesterday and chatted to me for 10 mins until her train came after she bought her magazine. She was gorgeous.