Sawdust

Hibbosculturedrightboot · April 4, 2012

somuchfun said:
Put it in your pants and you can **** yourself without too much of a smell.

skillz. I soak mine in vinegar to last longer before changes.

EFCNIK · April 4, 2012

Great idea SMF. When I **** myself I kind of just shovel it over to one side of my boxers so I have a filth side and a clean side. Cover the filth side with some deodrant and it usually sound. But with sawdust I wouldn't have to do this.

Hibbosculturedrightboot · April 4, 2012

EFCNIK said:
Great idea SMF. When I **** myself I kind of just shovel it over to one side of my boxers so I have a filth side and a clean side. Cover the filth side with some deodrant and it usually sound. But with sawdust I wouldn't have to do this.

shovel it? Just how much **** do you produce in the average toilet cycle?

tommye · April 4, 2012

buy a big tub of pva and stick it back together. Hey presto a new piece of wood.

peteblue · April 4, 2012

Did FMT mention it was from sawing plastic.........

tommye · April 4, 2012

Hibbosculturedrightboot said:
shovel it? Just how much **** do you produce in the average toilet cycle?

Nik produces endless sh1t. Do you not read his posts?

Hibbosculturedrightboot · April 4, 2012

tommye said:
Nik produces endless sh1t. Do you not read his posts?

good point well made

EFCNIK · April 4, 2012

A fair point. Constructive critisism at its finest.

tommye · April 4, 2012

EFCNIK said:
A fair point. Constructive critisism at its finest.

welcome as always lidlad.

chrissyjack · April 4, 2012

Mix it with a paste of cheap margarine . Roll it out like pastry and cut into round biscuit shapes. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. You now have your own version of Tesco own "cheap-brand" of digestives without having to traipse to the store