Given that it hasn't been mentioned then I just have to assume that you never had the misfortune of watching The Thin Red Line. Pretentious horrible acting, sheer boredom, preposterous cameos, predictable plot lines, a white dude finding peace swimming on a beach with dirt poor straw hut living forgieners who love him because he sleeps until noon eats their food and ****s in their huts while the village works sunup to sundown trying scavining for berries and avoiding tigers etc etc. It has it all.