SuitsBlueX2
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And I heard you like a ploughmans whilst watching 'one man and his dog'.
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And I heard you like a ploughmans whilst watching 'one man and his dog'.
A ploughmans crusty cob is a thing of outstanding beauty.
Bilya7
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Full of goths and stray dogs lad unfortunatley.
I've seen the odd goth before that I'd probably wallop.
I'd wallop you lad after a couple of cans of Kestrel super I reckon.
SuitsBlueX2
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nick names for your 'sock' are not of my concern. Crusty or otherwise.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
i prefer a flowery one
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
Ryanair Stewardesses........... or whatever you are these days please read
When you are telling folk that you are stewardesses can you please realise that you really aren't all that and in fact the clippies that they used to have on buses are way above you in the glamour stakes.
Do they have to take on birds from this country that quite simply cannot speak 'without accent' ? Last night the bloke in front got some grub/drinks and paid by card, the bird handed him the receipt and said " soyn the bikovit," he looked at her and she repeated "soyn it... onthebik." He hadn't a clue, he looked at her like she was foreign and she looked at him likewise. Surely speaking clearly and not like you're talking to Jasper Carrot is the least to ask ?
They also had us scattered around the plane, deeming it acceptable to sit my kids next to total strangers as "that is adult supervision," they were an hour late and bellowed down the aisle on the tannoy that if we didn't find a seat quickly then they would be delayed by another half hour... passing the buck somewhat, 2 Gentlemen offered to move to accommodate our needs and I must add that both were Italian* and that a great number of British that were beside an empty seat just sat there ignoring the situation, in fact 1 refused to stand up for 1 of the kids to get to the seat between him and another lone traveller/ business man, how I resisted the urge with 1 fella tbh. to say "I don't want any of my kids sitting next to him, he could be a paedo for all I know." cos he pished me off that much, but I didn't want them sitting alone for 2 hours on a flight.
I doubt any complaints to Ryanair would be worth it though, so I just hope that they read this somehow via google searches and alter their directives accordingly. I shall get 1 priority boarding next time and save the seats.
*this was not because of the threat of further delay btw, it was because when they were aware of the situation they did what they always do and gave up their seat, I witnessed this several times on the train to Venice.
When you are telling folk that you are stewardesses can you please realise that you really aren't all that and in fact the clippies that they used to have on buses are way above you in the glamour stakes.
Do they have to take on birds from this country that quite simply cannot speak 'without accent' ? Last night the bloke in front got some grub/drinks and paid by card, the bird handed him the receipt and said " soyn the bikovit," he looked at her and she repeated "soyn it... onthebik." He hadn't a clue, he looked at her like she was foreign and she looked at him likewise. Surely speaking clearly and not like you're talking to Jasper Carrot is the least to ask ?
They also had us scattered around the plane, deeming it acceptable to sit my kids next to total strangers as "that is adult supervision," they were an hour late and bellowed down the aisle on the tannoy that if we didn't find a seat quickly then they would be delayed by another half hour... passing the buck somewhat, 2 Gentlemen offered to move to accommodate our needs and I must add that both were Italian* and that a great number of British that were beside an empty seat just sat there ignoring the situation, in fact 1 refused to stand up for 1 of the kids to get to the seat between him and another lone traveller/ business man, how I resisted the urge with 1 fella tbh. to say "I don't want any of my kids sitting next to him, he could be a paedo for all I know." cos he pished me off that much, but I didn't want them sitting alone for 2 hours on a flight.
I doubt any complaints to Ryanair would be worth it though, so I just hope that they read this somehow via google searches and alter their directives accordingly. I shall get 1 priority boarding next time and save the seats.
*this was not because of the threat of further delay btw, it was because when they were aware of the situation they did what they always do and gave up their seat, I witnessed this several times on the train to Venice.
I have a massive bitterness towards Ryanair, used them a few times and never a pleasurable experience. last experinced they cancelled my flight 3 weeks before the flight ruining plans, so i will never never use them again,
i hate Ryanair more than i hate Liverpool. and dont get me started on the prick Michael O'Leary.
i hate Ryanair more than i hate Liverpool. and dont get me started on the prick Michael O'Leary.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
The delay last night was our first in 7 years with them tbh. and their inflight mag is a good read, although usually on my return flight it contains a guide to somewhere I've just been to, this time it was Venice. I always take it home with me.
http://www.ryanairmag.com
well worth checking if doing a city break, they cater for the budget traveller so the city guides are usually to give you a budget experience as well. e.g. the bloke had a shed full of wine, lots of bites to eat in the Bacari that the locals use and only spent €20, which folks pay for a coffee on Piazza San Marco.
http://www.ryanairmag.com
well worth checking if doing a city break, they cater for the budget traveller so the city guides are usually to give you a budget experience as well. e.g. the bloke had a shed full of wine, lots of bites to eat in the Bacari that the locals use and only spent €20, which folks pay for a coffee on Piazza San Marco.
You know what you're getting with Ryanair lids. Just be pleased you've got air travel as cheap as that, it's a rarity.
Azzurri
Player Valuation: £70m
This wasn't at the check in desk, by the way. That'd be weird.
Pienaar's gloves
Player Valuation: £35m
I've just checked in for return flights to Tenerife from Manchester - tomorrow and next Sunday - and rather than paying for allocated seating I clicked to be put anywhere.
Their new policy dictates that rather than in the olden days where if you hadn't booked a seat you just queued up nice and early and got seats together, they now allocate you seats at random.
There are a group of seven of us going and we are pretty much entirely split up going both ways. Obviously I knew this was a risk when I clicked the button! My question is, does anyone who has flown with them recently know if they pay a great deal of attention to this allocated seating or do individuals just sit wherever they like?
Ta for any reply!
Their new policy dictates that rather than in the olden days where if you hadn't booked a seat you just queued up nice and early and got seats together, they now allocate you seats at random.
There are a group of seven of us going and we are pretty much entirely split up going both ways. Obviously I knew this was a risk when I clicked the button! My question is, does anyone who has flown with them recently know if they pay a great deal of attention to this allocated seating or do individuals just sit wherever they like?
Ta for any reply!
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