Ryan Mendes

[ijjysmith]

Mendes would look ace on a shirt.

*orders Nike Mendes away socks.

 

[Tubey]

Mendes would look ace on a shirt.

*orders Nike Mendes away socks.

Talking about footballers with ace names...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Yaya

 

[ijjysmith]

Talking about footballers with ace names...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Yaya

We should sign him then split.

 

[paulbefc]

We should sign him then split.

He doesn't appeel to me tbh.

 

[Bigmaclad]

We should sign him then split.

Are you bananas?! He's a-peel-ing.

 

[ijjysmith]

Talking about footballers with ace names...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Yaya

 

[neil999]

he does flips! we havent had this since peter beagrie ffs, get him IN!

 

[cadex]

My 'sources' tell me that his prime position is on the right-wing/forward

 

[Desaparecido]

There you go lids. That's quite advanced on my current game, but those are his stats.

He's scored 20 goals in 145 games on my save.

And after all, if he's crap on FM then we don't want him. It's the law.

marking 3
tackling 3

Clearly too poor defensively for an Everton attacking midfielder

 

[jsweeney17]

Get the Banana on FFS!!
He could do the Banana stepover and avoid giving the defender the slip

 

[toffeejack]

I think i am right in saying that if we bought him, he would be the 1st cape verde player to play for everton - **** you opta joe, didnt even have to look that one up

Talking about footballers with ace names...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Yaya

ffs he has 10 letters in his name and only 4 are different

 

[Philw]

I think i am right in saying that if we bought him, he would be the 1st cape verde player to play for everton - **** you opta joe, didnt even have to look that one up



ffs he has 10 letters in his name and only 4 are different

And five of them are vowels, but he only has one vowel in his name...