Russians invade Scotland

[Librarian]

Paint your face blue and flash your mickey at them
Then it's last man standing, whiskey vs vodka

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Be thankful the women will be better looking, eventually.

 

[BlueLlama]

 

[bignev23]

They`d Both be too pis*ed to fight.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Russians are pussies, dont mind them my haggis eating sheep shagging pals

 

[steken1]

Two bleak worlds collide.

The man who introduces Russia to Heroin will make a killing.

He also have his kids kidnapped and all that money taken from him as soon as he upgrades his skoda to an audi.

 

[Dell Boy]

If the Russians invaded scotland they could be marching south for a few days before anyone would notice!

 

[bluejock]

 

[blaggerblue]

Two bleak worlds collide.

The man who introduces Russia to Heroin will make a killing.

He also have his kids kidnapped and all that money taken from him as soon as he upgrades his skoda to an audi.

As they have invaded the Afgans in the not too distant past, i would guess Smacks been ravaging Russia for some time.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Sell them Hearts

 

[Duncan Disordely]

Reinforce Hadrian's Wall and leave them to it..

 

[steken1]

As they have invaded the Afgans in the not too distant past, i would guess Smacks been ravaging Russia for some time.

It'd explain a few things.