Russian Satellite to hit Earth.

Bungle · February 17, 2014

If we aim it at a Spar store Angelwitch will most likely be on standby to knock it back into space should it show itself.

toffeejack · February 17, 2014

chris ashton17 said:
*fingers crossed* Anfield, anfield, anfield.

Knowing them, someone will fund them a 90,000 new stadium.

BirkenheadBlue · February 17, 2014

Sure i read somewhere that something man made falls out of the sky about every 10 days, and that >15,000 have come back since we started putting things up there... and no one has ever been hit.

roydo · February 17, 2014

BirkenheadBlue said:
Sure i read somewhere that something man made falls out of the sky about every 10 days, and that >15,000 have come back since we started putting things up there... and no one has ever been hit.

Something man made drops out of me most mornings.

Kiwi · February 17, 2014

TGW89 · February 17, 2014

I'm sure whichever luckless place gets hit, we'll have some lovely foreign aid money at the ready... even if it lands in the sea

If we get hit though, the 1% will disappear into their shelters while the rest of us literally eat each other and various David Cameron memes will follow.