Steve0
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Ha ha, only ever heard them at Goodison once, during the Wacky Wally days.
Some lad had one in the Paddock and was messing around with it before the game a few times, about 5 minutes into the match and we're being mince as per and he tries the rattle thing again. One of the many comments I recall directed at him was "lad if you don't f'off with that rattle I'm going shove it so far up your arse you'll hear it brushing you're teeth in the morning"
We got beat but that comment made my day.
In bulk at that comment. Great site, lads.