Runner from Liverpool beats forest gump's running record

toffeejack · March 25, 2018

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-43517715

I think this is the best excuse to running away from commitment I've ever heard. Guy gets girl pregnant, decides to run away for over a year (should probably check the kid is actually yours by doing those maths) and then returns just in time for the birth, avoiding the whole 9 months of mood swings etc.

... Well played.

allezlesbleus · March 25, 2018

So is he a Blue?

WA Toffee · March 26, 2018

allezlesbleus said:
So is he a Blue?

obviously. he said he was from Liverpool.

RomanReigns · March 26, 2018

I'd be running too if sam allardyce was our manager

Azzurri · March 26, 2018

RomanReigns said:
I'd be running too if sam allardyce was our manager

I’ve got some bad news, mate.

Dylan · March 26, 2018

toffeejack said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-43517715

I think this is the best excuse to running away from commitment I've ever heard. Guy gets girl pregnant, decides to run away for over a year (should probably check the kid is actually yours by doing those maths) and then returns just in time for the birth, avoiding the whole 9 months of mood swings etc.

... Well played.

The shocking thing is Forrest Gump is fictional and Tom Hanks did not run that far!

Bit of a crap article really. Like most stuff in the 'news' these days just hunting for clicks and ad revenue.

tonyhorne · March 26, 2018

toffeejack said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-43517715

I think this is the best excuse to running away from commitment I've ever heard.
... Well played.

It's a good plan. Apart from all the running...

Kenshin · March 26, 2018

Dylan said:
The shocking thing is Forrest Gump is fictional and Tom Hanks did not run that far!

Bit of a crap article really. Like most stuff in the 'news' these days just hunting for clicks and ad revenue.

I read this morning 3 children were hospitalised after the spy gave them bread to feed the ducks.

Nothing wrong with them like, but the headline made it sound serious. Same as the white powder thing in America, someone hospitalised but perfectly fine.

Gets right on my nerves because it's fake news