Royal Sprog

[Moomin]

Born 7.12pm

Girl called Sharon weighing 7 pounds on the dot.

Are we all excited like Terry

 

[BlueLlama]

Princess Shazza is good - something the oiks can identify with.

My money was on Chardonnay though. Bah.

 

[Moomin]

Princess Shazza is good - something the oiks can identify with.

My money was on Chardonnay though. Bah.

Imagine if its ginger as well, they might stick that Katie Hopkins head on a spike outside the Tower of London.

 

[davek]

Congratulations Kate and William.

 

[Moomin]

Congratulations Kate and William.

Big bad Leeroy Brown strikes again.

 

[Bungle]

Hahahahahahahaha

Congratulations Kate and William.

 

[steken1]

I'd love it if they gave it a proper council estate name like Shanice.

 

[BlueLlama]

Jermaine has slotted royally there, fair play to the lad.

*waits for Wills to start a Luke Moran thread

 

[Moomin]

I'd love it if they gave it a proper council estate name like Shanice.

Or they are inspired by Frank Zappa

" Royal Highness, Prince Lunar Moon Buggy the 2nd "

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I'm happy for them actually. They seem like a nice couple. The sort of couple you could have a drink with in a hotel bar

 

[steken1]

Or they are inspired by Frank Zappa

" Royal Highness, Prince Lunar Moon Buggy the 2nd "

Ahhh, Frank. Second only to Bob Geldof in the weird name stakes.

Apparently him and moon unit never saw eye to eye. God knows why?

 

[steken1]

I'm happy for them actually. They seem like a nice couple. The sort of couple you could have a drink with in a hotel bar

Then he gets in the wardrobe and watches while you plow her like a fallow meadow!

 

[Cena]

Another unemployed mother giving birth to a child that will probably be unemployed

 

[carlos21]

Another unemployed mother giving birth to a child that will probably be unemployed

she is a millionaire kid,

 

[Bungle]

I was reading a report about her having gone into labour and they kept mentioning the Queens gynaecologist, imagine that was part of your job, to look at the queens vagina? "how was work today dear?", "Oh not to bad, just had to finger the queen"