Royal Blue Mersey 2011 - brand new lyrics

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Royal Blue Mersey 2011

Well we hate Bill Shankly and we hate St John
But most of all we hate big Ron
And we'll hang those Kopites, one by one
...On the banks of the Royal Blue Mers
ey

Well to hell with Liverpool and Rangers too
We'll thrown them all in the Mersey
And we'll fight fight fight
With all our might
For the boys in the Royal Blue Jerseys


When we travel down, 'dat London way
Whether Chelski, Spurs or Luton
If we see that fook'in Ashley Cole
It will be him whose for a shoot'in

And we hate Fernando and we hate Souness
They would both look better in a wedding dress
And we'll hang those Kopites one by one
On the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey


I once traveled north to Geordie land
'twas like one big open prison
but as we pulled up at St James Park
They were in the wrong division

And we hate that Keegan and his hair doo too
He should be a feature in a Geordie Zoo
And we'll hang those Kopites one by one
On the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey


When we play away in Manchester
Whether ****ty or United
As we head back home
With all three points
Davie Moyes he should be knighted

And we hate that Lawrenson and Hansen too
I would give up shagging just to **** these two
And we'll hang those Kopites one by one
On the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey


I used to like to go to Villa Park
cause these Briummies, they are alright
But when I went back they were playing mince
they were being run by a French Kopite

And we hate Benitez
and we hate old Woy
And that Boston Red Sock with his brand new toy,
And we'll hang those Kopites one by one
On the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey


Well I took a wander 'cross the Stanley Park
‘till I met the Kopite legions
But when I asked them for the time of day
They could only speak Norwegian

And we hate their Jamie
And we hate Maxi
but most of all - we hate Stevie G
And we'll hang those Kopites one by one
On the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey


And we hate Bill Shankley and we hate St John
But most of all we hate big Ron
And we'll hang those Kopites, one by one
On the banks of the Royal Blue Merse
y

So to hell with Liverpool and Rangers to
We'll thrown them all in the Mersey
but we'll fight fight fight
With all our might
For the boys in the Royal Blue Jerseys


Angry Kopites :rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant:

Toffeetunes March 2011 - Video and MP3 recording coming soon
 
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youve pushed the boat out there mate. i would be happy with just the steve g bit from the Braga one
 
youve pushed the boat out there mate. i would be happy with just the steve g bit from the Braga one

I don't expect anyone to sing them all at once! Keep to the original two but add on the stevie G one for a third extra verse ,,,,and add an extra one still depending on our opponent that day. Or make another one up when we are playing Bolton etc. But we always HATE some Kopite or another ...and hang them all one by one by the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey. Its simple!

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