Ronaldo

[Housequake]

15th goal of the season last night.

216 goals in 211 games, woof.

 

[Clubber Lang]

I want Portugal to beat Sweden for this reason.

A world cup without the best player in the world would be a shame.

At the expense of Zlatan?

Think I´d rather see that &ft 5 kung-fu fighting, foot like a traction engine Swedish prince.

 

[PaddyG]

At the expense of Zlatan?

Think I´d rather see that &ft 5 kung-fu fighting, foot like a traction engine Swedish prince.

Just think Portugal vs Argentina in a world cup would be great to watch.

Pure dick measuring would be going on.

 

[LinekersLegs]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/sep/26/cristiano-ronaldo-manchester-united-real-madrid

This week it was Cristiano Ronaldo’s turn to find a little more public attention than usual focused on some previously overlooked aspect of his physique. With Ronaldo these days it’s all about his neck. And make no mistake, it is one of the great necks: a rippling, flaring, cobra-like thing, broad enough to resemble an auxiliary set of shoulders, and which, when fully extended, has the dual effect of making his head look touchingly small on top of that perma-bronzed pyramid of muscle.

 

[andym78]

Scored his 50th goal of the season yesterday.

That's 5 seasons in a row he's got 50+.

Ridiculous.

 

[No8Bally]

Who needs him when we have Kone?

 

[Jags..class]

Scored his 50th goal of the season yesterday.

That's 5 seasons in a row he's got 50+.

Ridiculous.

Amazing footballer, prefer him to messi

 

[zirc]

I hope someone shaves his head while he's sleeping.

 

[Durham Toffee]

I hope someone shaves his head while he's sleeping.

And his eyebrows...

 

[royalblue66]

Heard he is looking at buying a football club.

 

[andym78]

I hope someone shaves his head while he's sleeping.

And his eyebrows...

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Donated £5m to help Nepal

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/09/cristiano-ronaldo-donates-5m-nepal-aid-fund-reports