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Ronaldinho arrested: Why is Ronaldinho in prison?
Ronaldinho is currently in prison in Paraguay - but why was he arrested in the first place?
The ex-Barcelona star and his brother were arrested in Paraguay on March 6 for allegedly using fake passports to enter the country.
The pair were said to be in Paraguay for the launch of Ronaldinho's new book.
Gilberto Fleitas, the head of the investigations unit of the Paraguayan police, said Ronaldinho and his brother were taken into custody just hours after a judge refused to ratify a prosecutor's proposal for an alternative punishment.
Both have denied the claims and Ronaldinho's lawyer Adolfo Marin has been insisting the pair did not know they were using fake documents.
“The courts have not taken into account the fact that Ronaldinho didn’t know he was committing a crime, because he didn’t understand he had been given false documents. He is stupid,” Marin told Brazilian newspaper Folha de Sao Paulo.
Ronaldinho and his brother have been held in a jail on the outskirts of Paraguayan capital Asuncion.
Bit of a fall from grace that one.