RIP Pat x x x x x

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Moomin

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My pet Goldfish, Pyscho Pat has died aged 3 years and 6 months. It's a sad day.

He waz a proper soulja as well, I would say he was popular with everyone but the wife was not that fond of him.

He has gone to a better place now.

[video=youtube;BLKiMbC6s2k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLKiMbC6s2k[/video]
 


....I suspect 3 years of age is considerable for a fish, so you must've looked after him well. Condolences on only having the Mrs to talk to now.
 
As fans of Pat, i feel we should be consulted as to where he is to be buried and how.
1. In the bin, in a Morrisons bag.
2. In a cat.
3. In a boat we send into the Mersey and set fire to, like the Vikings.
4. Cremate him and have his ashes mixed in to tattoo ink like that loon on My Tattoo Addiction.
 


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