Riot

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

If its at the St End he will head straight to the corner near the church as I have been long encouraging him from there, getting many a look and grin for my devastating repartee.

 

[EFC NY]

If its at the St End he will head straight to the corner near the church as I have been long encouraging him from there, getting many a look and grin for my devastating repartee.

That's funny. All this time I thought he would simply run off the pitch, head to the neared airport, hop a flight to his NYC airport of choice, run to my living room, and give me a hug.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Clearly he will jump the wall, rip my seat out and lob it on for me, in recognition of all my 'encouragement.'

 

[EFC NY]

In all seriousness I hope its not in like the 88th minute to bring us to within a goal, where he would feel obligated to scoop the ball out of the net and run it back to midfield for a quick restart. Would anyone blame him for prancing around for 2 minutes? Screw the restart. Screw the result. I want a proper celebration.

In fact, I hope all referees know that all Hibbo celebration/riot time gets added on as extra time, as per special FA regulations. If the riot lasts for a month, so be it, play will continue. In addition, all other matches played at the time are obligated to stop and join in the fun. It matters not if Suarez or some other red ****e are in on a breakaway.

 

[Ring master]

Dont know why [when if it happened past/present] we were 3 goals up for example if we got a pen,why the lads dont let him take it [i know moyes probably wants to be professional] to get this out the way,I couldnt believe that people were moaning baines took the pen and scored v Blackburn instead of giving it to hibbert,you can Imagine what would have happened if Hibbert took it,missed it and blackburn scored.

 

[twenty a season striker]

It's on this weekend at Wigan anyway, hopefully he'll score properly and it won't just be a horrible deflection off the face.

 

[EFC NY]

just imagine the pressure on the official scorer if he scores off a deflection of sorts and its on the fence between being his goal or an OG.

 

[EFCNIK]

If Hibbert is in the opposition area when we score a goal, its his goal.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Will you ever score Hibbo ?
Hibbo !!
Hibbo-o-o-o-o !!

 

[Frank Drebin]

Earth control to Major Tone,
the circuits dead, there's something wrong,
Can you hear me Major Tone?
Can you hear me Major Tone?

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

I just edited Hibbo's wikipedia hohohohoho

Hibbert was born in Merseyside and brought up in Huyton. Aged 18, he was a member of the Everton youth team that won the FA Youth Cup in 1998 beating Blackburn Rovers 5�2 on aggregate. Three years later, he made his first team d�but for the club in a 2�0 win against West Ham United aged 21. A high challenge from Stuart Pearce into Hibbert's chest saw Everton earn a penalty.[2] In the 2002�03 season, Hibbert was a regular member of the Everton first-team. The ACTIM index rated him the best English right back in the 2004�05 season.[3]
He missed the end of the 2005�06 season with a hernia problem and his preparations for the 2006�07 season were hampered after he was infected by cryptosporidium parasite.[4] Hibbert's 2006�07 season was seriously disrupted by injury. He again played regularly in the 2007�08 and in the 2008�09. He was the victim of a high-profile burglary in 2006.[5]
As of the 2010�11 season, Hibbert was Everton's current longest-serving player,[2] though he has never scored a single goal. He has also appeared in more competitive European games than any other Everton player. It is widely acknowledged that should Hibbert score in a match, a riot will ensue. Contrary to popular belief, Everton fans won't be filled with joy, just inconsolable rage which will spread through the fanbase like wildfire as they are all connected through brain neurons which will have an adverse affect on their temperament should a Hibbert goal come to form. Despite this, all Everton fans want Hibbert to score. They are aware of the riot, but embrace it like a formality of life. They know no good can come of it, but need it, much like the effects of a drug or S&M. Due to certain characteristics of the brain neurons should Hibbert score in the same match as Phil Neville, the apocolypse will be upon us in accordance with the bible. Chapter 21 Verse 12 Matthew: And on the fateful day doth Hibbert hast goal on the same day as doth Neville, the doomsday will seek to inflict it's wrath.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Hibbert#Club_career if its still there.

Quality, sadly it isn't there anymore though. Boooo!