Ridiculous things you thought were true as a child

[Joao Moutinho]

I'll start:

I used to think that anything that happened before 1960 actually happened in Black & White

I didn't know what the weekend was until I was 7

Until I was 13 I thought the word c**t was just cun



Go.

 

[AdamEFC]

Wrestling was real.

 

[chrissyjack]

I thought Vauxhalls made light bulbs and toilet roll

 

[ijjysmith]

Wrestling was real.

Erm.... What?

 

[Philw]

Your body starts to fall apart after 30. Oh wait.

 

[zed]

i was about 13 and one of my mates had to tell me that the BBC side on the telly didnt have adverts

 

[Azzurri]

I believed my cousin when he told me your bell end turns green when you hit 18.

Looking back on it maybe my cousin just had a mad STD and thought he was normal.

 

[bignev23]

Father Christmas.Not Santa claus, who the [Poor language removed] is he.
The Tooth Fairy.
Robin Hood.

 

[Kurt.]

I believed that it was really me making my Dad Fart every time I pulled his finger..............32 when I found out the truth ffs.

 

[EFC David]

When Jimmy told me I was the only one.

 

[ijjysmith]

This thread is breaking my heart.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

That Lewis Holtby was a blue but liked Arsenal's style.

That blue Bill was looking for investment 24/7

That Donovan was going to sign for us

 

[tommye]

Wrestling was real.

ijjy still believes this. Ssshush

 

[Groucho]

i was about 13 and one of my mates had to tell me that the BBC side on the telly didnt have adverts

I remember my grandad had to point that out to me.

When I was about 4 or 5 my mum also had to tell me that cheques had to be backed up with real cash, an weren't simply 'magic money paper'.

 

[Kurt.]

That Mark Hughes had been sacked by QPR