Ridiculous Quotes

[Phil Neville Superstar]

[Lionel] Messi can do some amazing things, but anything he can do Joe can do as well, if not better.

Steven Gerrard on Joe Cole.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

"If I saw one of my team-mates diving, I would definitely have a word."

Same fella, and alleged to have said "Have you got 'She's an easy Lover' ?"

 

[davek]

I'm innocent

Steven Gerrard after every assault.

 

[bullensview]

I must say - Gerrard Houllier when the boss of the [Poor language removed] had a few beauties, and Benitez as well.

"This may well be a blessing in disguise" Houllier

He said this following every defeat!!

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Ian Rush - Talking about his move to Juventus

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."

 

[daza_1973]

My kopite mate - I know this year we won't do much maybe win the uefa or fa cup, but next year we'll be back up challenging again

 

[Lynne x]

My parents have been there for me ever since i was about 7 ........have a guess who!!




Yeh David Beckham xx

 

[Summerskin]

"Next year, fully fit, i'm gonna be looking to get at least 30 goals..."


James Beattie, 05/06 Season Review.

 

[Muggins]

"Next year, fully fit, i'm gonna be looking to get at least 30 goals..."


James Beattie, 05/06 Season Review.

i've just wet myself at that.

can still see the Chelsea game now where he head butted Gallas about 5mins in. Straight red.

 

[Lynne x]

i've just wet myself at that.

can still see the Chelsea game now where he head butted Gallas about 5mins in. Straight red.

you just knew what he was going to do didnt you?? That was a great game xx

 

[Summerskin]

That season review is full of howlers...like Hibbert trying a 40 yarder and nearly succeeding!!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Ian Rush - Talking about his move to Juventus

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."

on his return, "it was like a foreign country"

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

on his return, "it was like a foreign country"

Haha - I remember that one as well ....what a hoser

 

[Ireallyhatether.s]

That w*nker Aldridge refering to Benitez whingeing bout Fergie over something -

'all managers think it, it's just taken someone to come out in the wash and say it'

WTF does that mean?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Racehorses should have wing mirrors - one of many from Mike Parry.