Reoccuring Dreams...

[chicoazul]

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Mine first. I go blind in my dreams, pisses me off as I can hear things but cant see them. A book will probably tell you this is because I got bummed by an alsation when I was young and Daddy didnt give me enough hugs.

You.

 

[Dylan]

I think Dr Azul may need to see a doctor himself!

 

[SuitsBlue]

or maybe a vet.

 

[Dylan]

Actually a vet would be more appropriate

 

[chicoazul]

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[SuitsBlue]

maybe not so much dreams but nightmares

have this reoccuring theme, im out for a good day, i go to the match and beattie, naysmith, and vdm are lolloping about on the pitch without a care in the world and to on top of that theres a man dressed in black taking the piss out of the home support.

 

[chicoazul]

Ahh

maybe not so much dreams but nightmares

have this reoccuring theme, im out for a good day, i go to the match and beattie, naysmith, and vdm are lolloping about on the pitch without a care in the world and to on top of that theres a man dressed in black taking the piss out of the home support.

Thank you Mr Suits. After careful analysis of your dream, it happens because you wore your Superman Y Fronts inside out when you was a kid.

The remedy is put a toothpick down your japs eye and eat raviolli on toast for a month.

 

[Latch]

Dear Dr Azul

You dont know me but for a while now i have been having this reoccuring dream, i'm dressed like a medieval knight and i'm standing proudly with a big grin on my face and a lance in my hand, one of my legs seems to be resting on something scaly on the ground but i cant see what it is on account of the smoke, at this point i usually wake up shouting 'In your face'

Any idea ?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

When I was younger, about 5/6 I used to have reoccuring dreams about "jumping of a ferry boat onto a beach and hiding behind big metal crosses because there was flashing guns"

I cant remember but my mum said for a while I used to wake up in cold sweats when I was younger because of the same dream, yes, I was a strange child.

 

[Rob]

sounds like you might be a reincarnated WWII soldier Danny

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Could be true.... never liked Germans.

 

[monty]

Dear Dr Azul

You dont know me but for a while now i have been having this reoccuring dream, i'm dressed like a medieval knight and i'm standing proudly with a big grin on my face and a lance in my hand, one of my legs seems to be resting on something scaly on the ground but i cant see what it is on account of the smoke, at this point i usually wake up shouting 'In your face'

Any idea ?

Dear EvLatchford

Your case notes have been sent to me by Dr Azul due to the queer nature of your dream.

As you are Welsh almost certainly the scaly creature you have one leg on is a dragon, a symbol of male virility in many parts of the world. You wish, as per your mode of dress, to swish this creature off its feet. It is a little known fact that all dragons are female, hence fire breathing, odious natures and disgusting domineering mannerisms. I would even suggest that the dragon in your dreams is English, hence a Welshman cross dressing as St George to slay an English dragon who may possible think its Welsh.

As for the awakening trigger 'In your face,' this has I'm afraid a sexual overtone that had better be left for another occasion, Dr Azul being more expert in matters of that type.

Dr Montgomerie Azure

 

[monty]

When I was younger, about 5/6 I used to have reoccuring dreams about "jumping of a ferry boat onto a beach and hiding behind big metal crosses because there was flashing guns"

I cant remember but my mum said for a while I used to wake up in cold sweats when I was younger because of the same dream, yes, I was a strange child.

Dear Danny

Dr Azul has again forwarded your case notes to me for consideration.

It appears that you were, and may still be, a disturbed individual with semi-religious overtones. The ferry has to be your reliance on salvation, a crossing over, an arrival in a promised land. Clearly the crosses assist you in warding off enemies from the dark side of life as epitomised by their continuos bombardment of your cherished position at that moment in time with flashing guns equating to evil barbs

Do you have a fervent wish in life for yourself, or more likely a body of people, to succeed, to win something, for good, as represented by yourself, triumphing over evil, as represented by some odious other grouping.

There is a simple cure for this ailment, keep on keeping on. That is to say if you believe it will happen and the evil side will fall asunder.

I trust that you can recognise elements from your life that may match my analysis

Dr Montgomerie Azure

 

[GrandOldTeam]

We now all know what monts does in his spare time

 

[monty]

We now all know what monts does in his spare time

Now about this fixation with the gay singer George Michael, tell me more