Redknapp 6 months in prison.

[RFUS]

You gigantic melon.

 

[bluejock]

Never underestimate the power of popcorn.

Depress clutch before putting it in gear lid.

 

[peteblue]

"The trial is expected to last 2 weeks............."

It'll take them 2 weeks to count all the money.......

 

[ToffeeDan]

Only Fools and Harrys


Stick a few grand in me pocket,
I’ll fetch the fullback from Milan,
Cos if you want the best ’uns,
But you don’t ask questions,
Then brother, I’m your man-ager.
’Cos where it all goes to is a mystery,
It’s like the transfer window season,
And the owner of Chelsea.
But here’s the one that’s drivin’ me beserk,
Why don't effing lazy Scousers work?
La-lala-la-la la-lala-lala-la
La-lala-la-la la-lala-lala-la.


Closing lyrics:


I’ve got some half-price Peter Crouch
And how about some Ferdinand,
Jamie, Defoe, and David Beckham splash on,
Ball players, Joe Cole, whassa-names, and at a push,
Some Trevor Francis look-a-like or maybe another Ian Rush,
Rush, Rush, Rush, Rush, Rush, Rush, Rush….
No income tax, no V.A.T.
No money back, no guarantee,
Black or white, rich or poor,
You pay five & I'll keep four.
God bless Fratton Park,
Viva Fratton Park,
Long live Fratton Park,
C’est magnifique, Fratton Park,
Magnifique, Fratton Park,
Fratton Park — Fratton Park — Fratton Park

c. ToffeeDan Pastiches 2012

 

[Kurt.]

No income tax , no VAT, no Premiership points off Man City , in the dock , face so pale , 'arrrrrryyyy Redknapps' going to jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail

 

[peteblue]

No income tax , no VAT, no Premiership points off Man City , in the dock , face so pale , 'arrrrrryyyy Redknapps' going to jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail

Brilliant........

 

[The Equaliser]

Apparently he can't write proper.....

....nor use a computer, send a text, send an e-mail, etc.....

....and his accent is being held against 'im....

if fact he makes it sound like he can't even count.

 

[tsubaki]

Apparently he can't write proper.....

....nor use a computer, send a text, send an e-mail, etc.....

....and his accent is being held against 'im....

if fact he makes it sound like he can't even count.

Cant write? Doesnt he have a column in the Sun?

Oh wait

 

[The Equaliser]

Cant write? Doesnt he have a column in the Sun?

Oh wait

And apparently he didn't notice that he hadn't been paid for it for 18 months....

...you gotta laugh like.

 

[peteblue]

And apparently he didn't notice that he hadn't been paid for it for 18 months....

...you gotta laugh like.

Yep, there goes his chances of the Englqnd job.....

 

[The Equaliser]

 

[Kurt.]

Just got a not guilty on both counts, both he and mandaric are in the clear.



Step aside Fabio...... Arrrryyy''s coming to get ya !!!