Reasons why I love this country

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The Cowboy

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(UK - feel free to say what you like about your country if you're not from the UK)

1) The obligatory thank-you wave you must give when cars stop at a pedestrian crossing for you...and the anger when someone doesn't oblige.

2) Queuing...and that momentary gut-wrenching panic when someone accidentally jumps the queue, then realises and joins the end. Inside you're thinking 'OI! I'm not having that mate...ah yeah, go on, get to the back, nob'

3) Rail replacement bus services. And we just accept it. 'Take a 90 min bus journey that would normally take 15 mins on the train? Of course!'
 


Why I love America

America was home to Michael Jackson, who in turn made thriller

The DMV just because of the general dickishness of the employees and customers

The Pacific Northwest

Old people "driving"

Fall weather where I live where the leaves change colors, the air is crisp and all those turkeys and groundhogs running around my yard. Wonderful sight to see
 
Why I love America

America was home to Michael Jackson, who in turn made thriller

The DMV just because of the general dickishness of the employees and customers

The Pacific Northwest

Old people "driving"

Fall weather where I live where the leaves change colors, the air is crisp and all those turkeys and groundhogs running around my yard. Wonderful sight to see

Michael Jackson also made little boys play hide the sausage.........allegedly.
 


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