Reasons to be cheerful

[Lukaku'sLeftTesticle]

Going to have a danger wank?

Hell no, fire brigade said they will start charging me if they have to be called out again

 

[kithnou]

Hell no, fire brigade said they will start charging me if they have to be called out again

 

[Alex Hindmarsh]

The fact that a huge bunch of Evertonians will be up for work at 9 tomorrow getting paid minimum wage, while Alcaraz sees a lovely £25,000 drop into his bank account makes me question if there's ever a reason to be cheerful.

 

[summerisle]

We must be doing something right. There's a possible 26 players who have been called up, in various age categories, for international matches :
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2015/03/23/blues-report-for-international-action