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Vic's been watching the Brits
Victor Anichebe @RealBigVic28
Feel proper shady on Taylor Swift. She's got **** all to her. Just a walking breadstick. Needs a good bowl of scouse. Or my big scouse cock.
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In fact no. Be arsed with that. ****in goose her there and she'll start ****in mardying about, then write a song abar me. ****in breadstick.
Howling.