Real Big Vic Appreciation thread

[bluejock]

Best parody account on twitter by a country mile.

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
Innabit red****e. Ey at least you can concentrate on finishing second now Brendan ey you ****ing little crusty cornflake face. Hhhhhorrible.

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
Ey I tell you what if that sheep shaggin ball boy did thar to me he'd be getting volleyed dead hard in his horrible fat head and grozzed on

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
Bolton away? ****ing sound that ye know. Be arsed with Lofty the Lion though. He's deffo getting a footy booted at his horrible furry grid.

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
Yesterday was dead scouse. I play, I score. S'right. Be arsed with them bubble blowing bellends West Ham. ****ing ham. ****e name that.

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
Shocked Downing played never mind scored. What a ****ing victim that lad is. Deffo has to fog all the balls at training. Like Nev with us.

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
Be arsed with @ShaneDuffy34 beating me 3-2 in the FIFA tourny today. Horrible that. 3 ****ing jew goals as well. Got me on a Vic rage. Melt.

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
Jack Rodwell is a wool. If he can play for the current English champions, so can Alex Nyarko. NEEEEEE YAAARRRR KOOOOOO. #WoolAlert

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
And Hodgson better stop ringin me as well. I might be scouse as **** but I've told ye! Nigeria for me. I'm not lettin The Yak darn. #idol

 

[Goat]

Best thing on Twitter.

 

[bluejock]

#Sillynames Jay Spearing. The ****s tharrabout. I will ****ing spit on you with proper force lad, I'm not even arsed am I.

 

[toffeestillidie]

it's gotta be the real vic

 

[bluejock]

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
Rihanna proper can't sing live can she. Ever since she noshed off Hibbo and swallowed all he had, she's just not been the same.

 

[Goat]

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
Rihanna proper can't sing live can she. Ever since she noshed off Hibbo and swallowed all he had, she's just not been the same.

HAHAHAHA

 

[noharmdone]

Chico ?

 

[Millea]

The actual best thing on Twitter. Makes my day every time I see a tweet from it.

Shouts like conker and wallnut whip head have me in bits.

 

[bluejock]

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
Tell ye what. Their centre half had a ****in bad case of BO. No need is there. How hard is it to wash. Reaked of tuna and off yazoo. Screb

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
Just dislocated my finger whilst fingering the **** out of Steve Round's missus. #StayStrong Vic lad.

 

[tommye]

follows @RealBigVic28

 

[toffee-fellaini]

Crying at some of these hahaha

 

[DanEFC92]

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
“@shelveyJ: I'm embarrased to be from Essex after that .. #wow” It's right lad they're embarrassed of your tic tac head and wool tattoos

hahaha

 

[bluejock]

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
On me way to bowling with Ossie Hibbo & Con McAleny. Last time we was here Hibbo started fingering the balls the dirty ginger shoehead #virg

 

[DanEFC92]

Victor Anichebe ‏@RealBigVic28
“@Scotty_Sinclair: It's now time for I'm a celeb and watch the mrs @helenflanagan1 eat some bugs!!!” Yeah. David Haye's bollocks lad.

 

[bluejock]

Honestly, whoever's behind it is an absolute genius. If you're on here, you're my hero.