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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel bollocks?
Sparky
Sparky
Wow. Never saw that before. They must cut it in the UK.
That's seriously messed up oO
Search "eric cartman aristocrats" and watch the YouTube link, but it is seriously offensive xD
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The-Golden-Vision
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There once was a Caveman whose given name was "Onestone", so named
because he had only one testicle.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone!
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
"Good morning, Onestone..."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would
do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many
years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see
you Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next
day, made love to her all the next night but, try as he might Yellow Bird
wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story?
...You can't kill two birds with one stone"
because he had only one testicle.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone!
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
"Good morning, Onestone..."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would
do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many
years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see
you Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next
day, made love to her all the next night but, try as he might Yellow Bird
wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story?
...You can't kill two birds with one stone"
Two men go to see their doctor . One white and one black " Help !! " They said. The black man couldn't keep still, whizzing about the room. and the white man was changing colour like a lava lamp. The doctor thought for a moment, then mixed some powder with water. " Drink this ", he said. The two men did as they were told . The white man stayed his natural colour , and the black man was finally still. " Thank you , doctor. What was that you gave us ?" ...." Daz " , the doctor replied " It keeps your whites white, and stops your coloureds running"
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