Ready for a laugh????

[Dylan]

SO the wife searches for 'Everton' on the iPad App store. A variety of things come up, but the one that really takes the cake is:

Phil Neville - Football Training.

http://www.philipneville.com/

Phil Neville has created his very own iPhone app, 'Phil Neville Football Training', to help and guide aspiring footballers, fans of the game and coaches, in getting a real insight in to how Phil lives his life as a top professional football player.

Within the iPhone app you will be able to see Phil's training techniques, match footage, how he prepares physically and mentally for training and match day, as well as lifestyle tips on the footwear he uses to the foods he eats.

It is priceless!!!!!!!!



Phil, mate, if you do read this. You are the consummate professional, but really???? A training app for an iphone/ipod/ipad???? Laughing here!!!!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

So that's where he's been practising that stepover.

 

[chicoazul]

Right guys, well done on passing phase 2-1. For the rest of today and indeed tomorrow were going to be perfecting the most important part of a right back skipper's skills; pointing. Lets start by warming up and stretching those fingers nice and wide. Good. A good point should always be accompanied by a shout or scowl, if it's a corner then both.

What does it contain?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

maybe you can hack it so that every time a ball is at his feet all you can hear is SHOOT !!

does it give any advice on sibling rivalry ?

 

[Dylan]

What does it contain?

Brilliant!!!!!!!!