Ray Guns for goal posts

[ste d' indica]

... or possibly spiders.

Aliens stop the footy, Mulder in goal (allegedly)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-29342407

 

[Boss_Blue]

 

[Pat's Van]

I dunno what the original poster has been smoking here

some sort of reefer madness or hocked up on goofballs or some kind of I don't know what

crazy, just crazy

 

[ste d' indica]

I dunno what the original poster has been smoking here

some sort of reefer madness or hocked up on goofballs or some kind of I don't know what

crazy, just crazy

Like... wow man, that's heavy.

 

[Donald Twain]

Shag spiders!

 

[Pat's Van]

can we get Randy Quaid to fly directly at them in his crop-duster ?

 

[rascal]

Are they Muslamic?

 

[ste d' indica]

Are they Muslamic?

Well they may be benevolent and peaceful but we can't take that chance so a massive military coalition is needed. So yes, yes they are. Bad muslamics. Cattle mutilating, anal probing, togger interrupting alien muslamics.

 

[Pat's Van]

David Essex reckons we should hide underground

build a new society

play cricket and stuff

 

[ste d' indica]

David Essex reckons we should hide underground

build a new society

play cricket and stuff

What?! Forced from our brightly lit footy to underground cricket??!
Would Randy yield to the alien menace? I don't think so.

Bad surrender monkey that Essex.

 

[chrissyjack]

Kopite aliens . They've developed a laser-guided ball so Mario can't miss