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I can be a friend to you
You know, the bit under their username that sounds like the kind of thing a mental patient would usually write on a ripped-up colouring book in their own faeces. Some choice examples.....
Almost as nice as Hellmans and cheaper too!
Folically-challenged monkey-rubber.
I'm Ian Botham. Who the hell are you? Gimme 20 'D' Energizers too. Undercover Cop (Grammar Division)
Greek God of Whinging. Son of Moanus and Rhea.
Ohh aaaah just a little bit, Ooh aahh, a little bit more. Aerial stalker perv. Not cool enough to get the lolz.
Kinky-eyebrowed ****nugget. Bunnies notch arse, chiquita.
Keeper Of The One True Flame Of RAWK. Needs to get a half-life. Transfer Board Veteran 5 Stars. Scares 24/7. Needs a damned good de-frag.
Has many women locked up in his shed, each with an explosive collar attached around their neck. Arch nemesis of Bill Clinton. Overlord of the Newbies
Wednesday 16th May 2012 The Day TLW was consigned to the History Books.
...the Sheeppppp. Ms Potty Mouth. The Annabel Chong of RAWK's X-Factor. Likes giving Sir Cliff of Richard one.
Matt8toomuchpieMattgotfat! Boris Johnson's speech writer.
twatito' - The Cat Herding Firm But Fair Voice Of Reason (Except when he's got a plank up his arse). Gimme some skin, priest! Has a general dislike for Elijah Wood.
Elevated to the RAWK Peerage. Furious Legend In His Own Lunchtime.
Move along. Nothing to see here. Not even handbrake lights.
Doesn't need a speed limit because he's a bit slow. The Theo Walcott of RAWK (**** right winger).
Suffers from Kuytus-Interruptus. Likes to have a tearful wank in the RAWK Love thread.
is a cushy number for the Plod who work in this largely crime free suburb. Ate two, Brucey.
Blonde transvestite who is utterly haunted by the idea of sitting in other mens piss. Has ticked the box for no publicity
and in the attic - gets biy wath a luttle halp frum hes friends.
Misses Danny Boy with a passion. Beck or Irving? We're not sure but we like his tweed smoking jacket. RAWK Scribe
Is Lazarus (sponsored by Andrex). Doesn't want to be in any gang especially Gary Glitter's. Wanted a vespa - got a **** curry instead.
Trolley Dolly with a 54 2/3 inch waist - last seen shopping on Scottie Road for speedos
Web footed, long necked, beady eyed, big beaked narky get. Might be Harry Redknapp...but offended by fairies.
Member of the Committee for State Security. More Fashionista than Sandanista.
Clapham Stalker but sometimes stalks in Caracas. Winner of the 'Pat Sharp Lookalike Contest' and RAWK X Factor Winner 2011
Might haunt your wiring, but will usually stop if requested to. Lives in a spirit house in Pra Kanong.
